This is hilarious!!!! Please Don't spoil the fun, and keep it going............or we will know where it stopped!!! Type out the sentence you end up with and post it to your journal!!!

Here's mine: I yelled at a spoon at the dinner table because the voices told me to Muahahaha!
I jumped on a banana in your bathroom because I think I need serious help!!

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 --------- In a hole
4 --------- Under your bed
5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------  because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made, in YOUR JOURNAL POST and SEND IT TO ALL your friends

Have fun!!

I'm getting really freaking grumpy now.

a. I don't even feel it.
b. I stuck another contact in so it would stick to it as a suggestion, it went in and nothing.
c. I have no idea what to fucking do. The optometrist is telling me to go to the er, but mind you this is wal fart. I don't want syringes and forceps on my F*ing eyeball!! >:(
d. Of course this had to happen to me, and of course no one can even see the stupid thing on my lid, it's like NOWHERE!!
e. Yeah, I'm losing sleep over this, I slept all of 5am to 9amish.

Also, the optometrist who fitted my contacts hauled ass and moved and to Freakin' Arizona right after!! GRRR. So I have this guy Corey telling me he thinks it fell out one of the times I was messing with it...it's not there so where ever it is, no one can see it.

I'm totally freaking out my contact lens is behind my eye. Well not behind obviously, but its stuck up in my eye lid, I don't even feel it. But I know its there, the stupid thing folded and fucking got stuck. I am SO freaking out. Has this happened to anyone before? I'm NOT going to the hospital where they will probably stick a needle in my eye, I'm sorry I just can't do that. HELPPP!!!!!!!! Has this happened to you? What did you do to get it out??? I seriously doubt after this that I will wear the damn things again. UGH. I've only been wearing the things for a month. (not the same pair)

I have like 50 people on my friends list that just don't post or talk to me anymore. What I really would like is a small group of people I get to know and such. If we talk a lot your not on there, if so please don't take offense, if you really want to be back on leave a message.

why the hell do my memes just keep coming out all in code?!?!?! GRRRRRR.

I said I would post the videos of the god awful tenants of a friend of mine....this is horrible. Worst tenants I swear..dirty jobs? I think there's one to be had here..yes that's me talking I sound all weird because I had to hold my shirt over my face while I spoke. Not all Americans are this filthy, I swear.

 Ok. This is -BEYOND- aggravating me. Why the hell is LJ being stupid and not letting me upload my photos to use as icons?!? It keeps saying the same message over and over again. Error could not be resized down. It doesn't NEED to be fricking resized! It's only 50k and I shrunk it down to icon size. How can I get past this? I'm so aggravated as I've been trying to upload pictures for THREE months and get the same thing every time. Personal experience suggestions???

While being sickies, and bored out of my mind, I frequented Youtube to find the following cool, lol vids, a few cat ones of course(kitty gnawing on weird foodz,weird things..and yes folks, a liger. Sooo I guess Napoleon Dynamite was right, rofl....clicky, clicky for laughs XD

"This Cat was caught.."


"Corn Husker Kitty"


"Russian cat matcka!"



Political Funniness passed around quite a bit, but some of you haven't seen :P



Last but not least..a liger. I wonder if it was breed for it's skills in magic? rofl

Some of these...are practically a give away :P
No cheating! No googling, or yahooing!
Do you know where these quotes are from? If so leave a comment, and of course the credit will go to you :)

1. "I have crossed oceans of time to find you. "Bram Stocker's Dracula" so romantic! hehehe, nice call,quinasgiantfork


2. "Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you've already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?" I  somehow knew you'd know that one, congrats to:
aprilflower


3. "We’ll find out everything there is to know about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates, and from what I’m looking at, intimate is this stud muffin’s middle name! So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service?" "Fifth Element" one of my favs, guessed right by niteraptor


4. "Save your bullets gentlemen, these men are MINE!" "The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen"  nice one, rens_sanctuary


5. "Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus." "American Beauty" awesome job, </a></b></a>tadeudz


6. "Be Afraid Of The Future.
In a world of 1s and 0s...are you a zero, or The One?" "The Matrix" whoo, two goes to aprilflower


7. "Me? I'm the king of the twentieth century. I'm the bogeyman. The villain. The black sheep of the family."
 

8. "Believe me, I take absolutely no pleasure being inside your...You call this a house?"  Mr hottie Lucius Malfoy, in Harry Potter COS, also snagged by aprilflower


9. "Darling. Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in. Ha, ha."  "The Shining" the credit goes to dina_mei  great job!

10. "Why is it called a toaster when it produces no toast, but simply warm bread, and inserting it two times produces charcoal? The ideal toaster would have one and a half insertions to produce the correct toast."


11. "Stranger than you dreamt it, can you even bear to look, or dare to think of me?... This lonesome gargoyle who burns in hell but secretly yearns for heaven secretly, secretly..." kudos again to, quinasgiantfork


12. "It's a crystal. Nothing more. But if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams."Labrynth" great work, starkatz

13. "Don't just do something, stand there... Uh... no no! Go go! Go get my gloves! I'm late!"


ONLY THREE LEFT!!! ANY GUESSES??

The Ultimate LiveJournal Obsession Test
Category	Your Score	Average LJer
Community Attachment	20.43% You've got pals to cheer you up when you're down, but no audience to applaud you... Yet.	22.79%
MemeSheepage	17.54% Only trendy when it's sufficiently entertaining	27.77%
Original Content	41.94% Some stories must be told - and you're the one to tell them	38.04%
Psychodrama Quotient	38.55% Would it kill you to smile? CHEER UP!	16.7%
Attention Whoring	18.18% Slothfully Seeking Susan	20.69%
Take The Ultimate LiveJournal Obsession Test and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

Been on here since 05' a lot has changed, and I answered all questions truthfully, lolz..though I'm not sure how accurate it is to me now, as opposed to me then.

Nearly ALL primetime shows are going on strike.Nightime tv is going to be pretty boring by the end of December. And will remain that way until the writers get 4 more cents. Show such as Desperate Housewives,CSI,Law and Order,House Md,Cold Case,SuperNatural, ext, ext... Are your shows on the list? Check below. What are your thoughts on this?


http://www.latimes.com/business/la-striketvgrid-html,0,7606966.htmlstory?coll=la-home-center

dina_mei  inspired me to go out and search for snow pix, so here's some of the 40. :P Do you like them, what do you think?

Anyone from Team Blue interested in icons? Here's some. I'll keep working on other ones. I like my logos thus far, but if you have any suggestions for text, I'd love to hear it!  Or if you have any pics you would like to be icons, I can do that as well.  Holy crap..I've been working on these since 5 :30am!! Break time! Lolz.

PS Please credit if being used, thanx!

Go Blue Team!
xoxo~
Dal


                                    

                     

                    

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>_< This is SO aggravating me. I resized the image down so it doesn't NEED to be sized down. Why does this annooying error keep popping up? Sometimes it will be fine and let me put pics up that are 1000 x 788 so why the issue? Someone please explain how I can fix this!!

It's 2:09am..and I feel like running, a long way. Damn it. I cannot go running in the rain at 2am. But..if I bottle that up and wait another 6 hours..oh yes, that would be good. This is weird because I've gotten these urges a few times this month. I didn't go running yesterday..(I raked both the yards full of leaves about 7 trash bags worth.) and made girly smiles over at the handsome Serbian guy next door.

Oct 27, 2007 5:53 PM

Subject: Orange County Fire Victims...
Body: I'm posting this, hoping it will be passed on.

Hey everyone! Want to do something nice for someone who has lost everything? If so read on.

People usually assume that when a charity asks for a donation it means money. Well obviously not everyone has money to just donate. But there are other ways to make a difference in someone's life who is in great need. Rather than throwing away out of style clothes, clothing that does not fit,shoes too small, do *this*. Put a smile on someone's face.

You can send clothing, shoes, accessories and more too. They are accepting plus size and regular size. They are SO grateful that we are doing this, as they told me they have a much higher need for plus size clothing. If shipping charge is an issue try to get your work, or church to do participate!!

Here is their address:

Working Wardrobes
Attn: Donations
11614 Martens River Circle
Fountain Valley, CA 92708

Just put a little note in the package saying that you are donating for the fire victims.

Another way you can help is by believe it or not using windows live messenger. Yes this is true, so get more info at
http://im.live.com/Messenger/IM/Home/
or at http://american.redcross.org/site/PageServer?pagename=imready_learn

these are such simple free ways to help, so please do. Even re posting this will help some!!


~Dalmatica